Zen and the Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing

Tired of gurus telling you to wake up at five? This book is for you. This is the first spiritual guide you can practice while wearing your pajamas. Between sacred couches, meditative binge-watching, spiritual ghosting, and procrastination with philosophical dignity, Master Frate FANCAZ guides you toward the only enlightenment that matters: the kind that doesn’t require you to get out of bed. Ten chapters to learn how to not reply to emails, ignore notifications, and reach nirvana with a spoonful of Nutella. Because doing nothing is an art. And you are the masterpiece.